whomst:

Me checking up on my town in animal crossing after abandoning the villagers for months at a time:

Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?

baddadjokez:

Because they’re not whenwolves

memes-for-sweet-dreams:

sggk:

sggk:

Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter , thought it was okay to say during a nice family dinner” . This apparently was my worst offence of 2021

Top ten things to panic and blurt out when you answer the door to your neighbour bringing over a box of ethically sourced artisan christmas chocolates, forgetting this is the shirt you’re wearing: Hey how’s it going how’s the wife

simplyviolinandlife:

mynonsenseistingling:

dailyhangover:

lenacraft:

silly-jellyghoty:

phantomrose17:

dailyhangover:

March

It’s gonna be

ITS MAY